WELCOME TO THE DECENNIAL FUND DRIVE!
This is your big chance to help the greatest climbing closet in human history become
THE EVEN GREATEREST CLIMBING CLOSET IN HUMAN HISTORY
The El Dojo is turning ten in 2017 and is still going strong! Which - let's admit it - no one really saw coming. But now that we're here, let's squeeze another decade out of the old boy! This holiday season, please consider a small gift to the Dojo, to keep it alive and more well than ever. We are looking to raise as much money as we can this December. Seriously, we aren't going to ask again for 10 years (hopefully), so we are going for broke this December.
With your help, we plan to at least:
- Buy an actual air filter so new members don't end up with the same scarred lungs that you probably have.
- Cover the whole back floor in awesome rubber tiles so people can stretch or work out or whatever and not get up like this.
- Upgrade as much stuff as we can for getting swole and sending super hard.
To do this, we really need any and all people who have known and loved the Dojo to follow their hearts's desires,
and your heart desireS to give away your money
Think of it as buying the dojo one holiday gift every decade. That's not too bad! Seriously, the Dojo's annual budget basically just keeps the doors open. To really improve, the Dojo needs people that are willing to go above and beyond the call of duty. People like you, current members and alumni! How above and beyond should you go? We advise gauging your level of radness against these titans of rocks climbing, and giving commensurately:
All alumni donors will receive courtesy day passes up to the value of their donation, in case you are in town and deign to grace us with your presence. Sorry your gift isn't cooler, but we aren't NPR. Current members, your only gift is a better dojo. Be happy with that.
